Taxonomy Gone Wild

We dive into the weirdest, funniest, and most unhinged names in science — from unfortunately named minerals to genes that sound like metal bands. Because scientists are clever, chaotic, and occasionally need adult supervision.

green and yellow abstract painting
green and yellow abstract painting

Deinococcus radiodurans, the unkillable bacteria that is teaching us a lot about radiation recovery.

Conan the Bacterium
Arsole
Lord of the Snails
Christmas Disease

Yes it is a legitimate aromatic compound used in semiconductors and light-emitting materials.

Two new snail species were actually named after Eowyn and Merry from Lord of the Rings.

It's a real disease and it is not festive, caused by a defect in Clotting Factor IX.

Dickite Mineral

Definitely a real mineral, Kaolonite to be specifity - a type of flaky white clay mineral.

I'm Not Dead Yet Gene

INDY stands for “I’m Not Dead Yet.”
It’s a real longevity gene — and a solid reminder that scientists watch too much Monty Python.

cummingtonite is a real mineral — not a prank. Magnesium-iron silicate, unfortunate name, endless giggles.

Meet Sonic Hedgehog, a protein that guides early development in humans. Yes, it’s really named after that blue hedgehog.

Cummingtonite Mineral
Sonic Hedgehog Protein